rufiioh:

rufiioh:

why do mermaids wear seashells on their boobs

BECAUSE B-SHELLS ARE TOO SMALL AND D-SHELLS ARE TOO BIG

suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

precumming:

i found my wedding cake

precumming:

i found my wedding cake

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

hyperspaceprincess:

when youre desperate to see if someone is hot

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tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

gapjeans:

i dont want kids i want 1k+ notes on my selfies